Jesse: Although, actually, one-one thing I am an expert in, ah, is women, you know. No, I…I do. I know a lot about the ladies, you know. Like, for example, I know that every 28 days, females will shed their uterine lining. No, it’s true. That’s true. So, so that would be a thing if I were, if I were out on a date with a lady, she wouldn’t have to explain that to me, you know…’cause I already know it. You know, ‘cause I am so cocky”.

Jesse Eisenberg on Saturday Night Live (Saturday 29th January 2011)

(Source: hutchjosh)

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